That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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