Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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