I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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