What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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