dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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