I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
