My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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