yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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