On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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