you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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