I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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