It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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