can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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