The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
