My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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