Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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