we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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