I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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