You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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