i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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