We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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