I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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