there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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