"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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