She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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