Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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