covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
