i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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