i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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