My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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