i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
