yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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