fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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