have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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