can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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