he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You can't just leave with hair like that
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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