Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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