This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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