her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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