ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I am one with the molecules
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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