her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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