Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You work out of a Hotel?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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