How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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