She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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