Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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