Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
