Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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