I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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