I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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