I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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