guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....