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• (216): View more from Ohio

  guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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• (916): View more from California

  does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.

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• (925): View more from California

  curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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  my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.

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  You gift wrapped a tampon.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....

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