Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i now understand why vodka
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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