I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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