I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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