this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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